caUSE YOU OPENED THIS YOU NOW HAVE INCREDIBLY GOOD LUCK THIS MONTH!!! YOU WILL GET A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND OR IF YOU HAVE ONE YOU WILL GET KISSED AND BE TOLD THAT THEY LOVE YOU!!! YOU HAVE TO READ THIS WHOLE THING AND DONT SKIP ANYTHING OR YOU WILL HAVE THE WORST LUCK!! GOOD LUCK!
Boy: baby we need to talk
Girl: kyle, wat do u mean?
Boy: sumthin has come up...
Girl: wat? Wats wrong? Is it bad?
Boy: i dont want to hurt u baby
Girl: *thinks*(omg i hope he doesnt break up with me... I love him so much)
Boy: baby are you there??
Girl: yea im here wat is so important??
Boy: im not sure if i should say
Girl: well u already brought it up, so please just tell me.
Boy: im leaving....
Girl: baby wat are u talking about?? I dont want u to leave me, i love you
Boy: not like that, i mean im moving far away
Girl: why? All of ur famliy lives over here
Boy: well my father is sending me away to a boarding school far away.
Girl: i cant believe this.
[FATHER: (picks up the other phone, interrupts & yells furiously) ERiKA, wat did i tell you about talking to boys?!!!!!....Get off the damn phone!! (And hangs up)]
Boy: wow ur father sounds really mad
Girl: u know how he gets, but anywayz i dont want you to go
Boy: would you run away with me?
Girl: baby, u know i would, i would do anything for u, but i cant... U dont know wat would happen if i did.
My dad would kill me !!
Boy: *sad* its ok i understand i guess..
Girl: *thinking* i cant believe wats going on
Boy: i need to give u sumthing 2nite bcoz i am leaving on flight 1-80 in de morning, so i need to see you now.
Girl: ok i will sneak out & meet u at tha park
Boy: ok ill meet u there in 20min
[They meet at a nearby park, they both hug each other. And he gives her a note.
Boy: here u go, this is for you i gotta go
Girl: *tear* (begins to cry)
Boy: baby dont cry, u know i love you...but i have 2 go
Girl: ok (begins to walk away)
[They both go back home.
And erika begins to read tha letter he gave her]
It says.....
Erika,
U probably already know that im leaving, i knew this would be better if i wrote a letter explaining tha truth about how much i care about you. The truth is, is that i never loved you, i hated you so much, u are my b and dont u ever forget that. I never cared about you, and never wanted to talk to you, and be around u. U really have no clue how much i hate you. Now that im leaving i thought u should know that i hate you b, u never did tha right thing, and u were never there. I didnt think i could hate someone as much as i hate you. And i never want to see you, for the rest of my life, i will never miss kissing you like before, i never want to cuddle up, how we used to. I will never miss you and thats a promise. U never had my love, and i want you to remember that. B u keep this letter bcuz this may be tha last thing u have from me. I hate you so much. i will not talk to you soon b.... Goodbye
- Kyle
[ erika begins to cry, she throws tha paper in tha garbage & crys for hours ]
....A day passes, she is sad, depressed and she feels so lonely.... Then she gets a fone call....
Friend: how are u feeling?
Girl: i just cant believe this happend i thought he loved me.
Friend: o, about that. Kyle left me a msg. A few days ago.
He told me to tell u
to look in ur jacket pocket or something...
Girl: ummm ok
[She finds a piece of paper in tha jacket, It says...]
Baby i hope u find this before u read my letter.
I knew ur dad might read it, so
i switched a few words...
Hate = Love
Never = Alwayz
B = Baby
Will not= will
........ I hope u didnt take that seriously because i love you with all my heart, and it was so hard to let you go thats y i wanted u to run away with me...
-Kyle
Girl: omg its a letter, Kyle does love me!!, he must of slipped it into my pocket when he hugged me.
I cant believe how stupid I am!!
Friend: lolz ok but i g2g... Call me later
Girl: *happy*ok bye, i'll be at home waiting for my baby to call me !!
...... Erika turn
If u luv sum1.....read it...
on Tuesday, April 28, 2009The woman in your life...
Very Well Expressed...
Tomorrow you may get a working woman, but you should marry her with these facts as well.
Here is a girl, who is as much educated as you are;
Who is earning almost as much as you do;
One, who has dreams and aspirations just as
you have because she is as human as you are;
One, who has never entered the kitchen in her life just like you or your
Sister haven ' t, as she was busy in studies and competing in a system
that gives no special concession to girls for their culinary achievements
One, who has lived and loved her parents & brothers & sisters, almost as
much as you do for 20-25 years of her life;
One, who has bravely agreed to leave behind all that, her home, people who love her, to adopt your home, your family, your ways and even your family ,name
One, who is somehow expected to be a master-chef from day #1, while you sleep oblivious to her predicament in her new circumstances, environment and that kitchen
One, who is expected to make the tea, first thing in the morning and cook
food at the end of the day, even if she is as tired as you are, maybe more,
and yet never ever expected to complain; to be a servant, a cook, a mother,
a wife, even if she doesn ' t want to; and is learning just like you are as
to what you want from her; and is clumsy and sloppy at times and knows that you won ' t like it if she is too demanding, or if she learns faster than you;
One, who has her own set of friends, and that includes boys and even men at her workplace too, those, who she knows from school days and yet is willing to put all that on the back-burners to avoid your irrational jealousy, unnecessary competition and your inherent insecurities;
Yes, she can drink and dance just as well as you can, but won ' t, simply
Because you won ' t like it, even though you say otherwise
One, who can be late from work once in a while when deadlines, just like yours, are to be met;
One, who is doing her level best and wants to make this most important,
relationship in her entire life a grand success, if you just help her some
and trust her;
One, who just wants one thing from you, as you are the only one she knows in your entire house - your unstinted support, your sensitivities and most importantly - your understanding, or love, if you may call it.
But not many guys understand this......
Please appreciate
I hope you will do....
DO YOU KNOW ? Coke+Ajinomoto Can be Used To Rape Ladies
I received a news about the recent tactic used to spike girls' drink.
It is a cheap and widely used method.
This method was used in Canny Ong murder.
Rapist uses this method.
Coca-cola+ajinomoto/monosodium glutamate = a medicine which will cause drowsiness and excitement in the victim.
This mixture is poisonous if used too often on the victim.
Please send this to all your female friends, sisters, & your loved ones and ask them to beware.
DO NOT accept coca-cola or any other drinks from stranger / even
if it is your friend that you are not very close with
Husband & Wife - Love Your Enemy
From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said,
"One month after I die I want you to marry Samy."
"Samy! But he is your enemy !"
"Yes, I know that ! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now."
Murphy's law
1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend to confirm that
2. the nicer she is...the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!
3. The more the makeup, worse the looks...
4. "99% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 1% would always be in your company."............ .....100% true
5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother.
6. If by any chance the girl you like , likes you too, she will let you know in about 10 years from now ,when you are committed..
7. The more you ignore a girl, the more she'll want to be friends with you.
8. Theory of relativity.. ....The more u run towards a hot chick....the more she goes away from u...
9. Rule 1: Even if you got her out alone... just when you are about to let her know about your feelings...she will spot a long lost friend( I guess from AFRICA TO JAPAN)
Corollary to rule 1: The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a private chat, the more probability the long lost friend she discovered is a handsome superman, who beats you in everything 9:1
Axiom 1: The more dedicated you are to the girl, the longer it takes before things work out, but ultimately it will (somesmile for the guys)
10. the day the chick you really like comes and speaks to you will be the day when-
1. You are dressed badly
2. You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your life
3.Have a bad hair day
11. all the good girls are either nuns or married .the rest go around with u and ruin ur money,health and leave u a total wreck.
12. the more seriously u like a girl...the more seriously her dad will hate u
13. the love you shower a girl with is directly proportional to the number of bullets her dad will be showering at you
************
Tamil Sms
on Monday, April 27, 2009Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum... Anaa...Irumal marundhu sappitta irumal varathu! (Enna kodumai saaar idhu)
Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam, Presidency collegela padichu president aaga mudiyumaa?!
7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu saapida paisa irunthalum... fast food kadaile ninnukittu dhaan saapidanum!
Life la onnume illa na bore addikum... Thalaila onnume ellana glare addikum...
Hand wash'nna kai kazhuvaradhu, 'Face wash'nna mugam kazhuvaradhu, Appo 'brain wash' nna braina kazhuvaradhaa?
Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam....Ana... Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga mudiyuma ?! Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?
Vadivelu: Hello, enna ithu? 601 ruba kadan vaangitu 106 ruba thareenga? Parthiban: Ithuthan kadana THIRUPPI tharadhu......"
Muruganukku" Mottai podu, "Perumalukku" Naamam Podu, "Jesus"ku siluvai podu. My chellam, nee daily "jatti"podu, Marakkama "thovachi podu"
Idi.. Minnal.. Mazhai.. puyal.. Vellam.. Poogambam.. ethu nadanthalum east.. west.. north.. south..enga irunthaalum, entha sim pottirunthaalum ennoda sms suma gilli...gilli....gilli maathiri vanthu GOOD Morning sollum..Hava a nice Day...
Love Marriage ikkum, Arrange marriage ikkum enna difference?? naamala kenuthula viluntha athu love marriage... 10 per thalli vitta athu arranged marriage..
Kadavul kitta dress keten...Thuni kadaiye koduthar.... Sappadu keten..Hotele koduthar... Selavukku 5000 ketten... un cell number koduthar, epa varatum...
"Heart attackna enna theriyuma? Oru azhagana ponnu unna parththa-un blood heat aagum. Aval Sirithal- un bp increace aagum. Aval un pakathula vanthal-un heart beat raise aagum, face verkum, naakku ularnthu pogum. Aval thannoda azhagana lip sa open panni...... "Anna, Ghandi Parkuku entha busla poganumnu kekum bothu un heartla "Dum" nu oru satham kekkum paar, Athukku per thaan heart attack.
Here comes the coMPUTER tHIRUKKURAL.. 1.Bug kandupiditharae oruthal avar naana DeBUG seidhuvidal... 2.COPY PASTE seidhu vazhvaarae vazhvoarmattravarellam CODING seidhu saavaar. 3.emmozhi marandhaarkumJOB undaam JOB illai C i Marandhavarkku. 4.CHAT -tinil YAHOO.Chat seiga illaiyael CHAT-in CHATtaamai nandr..
The words which never complete without "u" D_b_kk_ Baekk_ Makk_ Loos_ Pisas_ Frad_ Blaed_ Kir_kk_ Idh_ epdi ir_kk_? HahaHahaHai! E Sollu!! E e e Sollu!! E e e e e e Sollu!! Nalla e e e e Sollu!! (Leave some spacing) ilichadhu podhum po poi palla velakkuga..
1. இன்னைக்குத் தூங்கினா நாளைக்கு எந்திரிக்கலாம். ஆனால் நாளைக்குத் தூங்கினா இன்னைக்கு எந்திரிக்க முடியுமா?
2. பஸ்சுல கலெக்டரே ஏறினாலும், முதல் சீட்டு டிரைவருக்குத் தான்.
3. சைக்கிள் கேரியர்ல டிபன் கேரியரை வெச்சி எடுத்துட்டுப் போகலாம். ஆனால் டிபன் கேரியர்லே சைக்கிளை வெச்சு எடுத்துட்டுப் போக முடியாது
4. டிக்கெட் வாங்கிட்டு உள்ளே போனா அது சினிமா தியேட்டர். ஆனால் உள்ளே போய்ட்டு டிக்கெட் வாங்கினா அது ஆபரேஷன் தியேட்டர்.
5. என்னதான் மீனுக்கு நீந்தத் தெரிஞ்சாலும், அதால மீன் குழம்புலே நீந்த முடியாது.
6. அயர்ன் பாக்ஸ்லே அயர்ன் பண்ண முடியும். ஆனா பென்சில் பாக்ஸ்லே பென்சில் பண்ண முடியுமா? இதுதான் வாழ்க்கை.
7. நீ என்ன தான் காஸ்ட்லி மொபைல் வச்சிருந்தாலும், அதுல எவ்வளவு தான் ரீசார்ஜ் பண்ணாலும், உன்னால உனக்கு கால் பண்ண முடியாது.
8. க்ரீம் பிஸ்கட்லே க்ரீம் இருக்கும், ஆனா நாய் பிஸ்கட்லே நாய் இருக்குமா?9. ஒரு எறும்பு நினைச்சா 1000 யானைகளைக் கடிக்கும். ஆனால் 1000 யானைகள் நினைச்சாலும் ஒரு எறும்பைக் கூட கடிக்க முடியாது.
10. குவார்ட்டர் அடிச்சிட்டு குப்புற படுக்கலாம். ஆனால் குப்புற படுத்துக்கிட்டு குவார்ட்டர் அடிக்க முடியாது.
11. செல்போனுலே பாலன்ஸ் இல்லைன்னா கால் பண்ண முடியாது. ஆனால் மனுசனுக்கு கால் இல்லைன்னா பாலன்ஸ் பண்ண முடியாது.
12. ரயில்வே ஸ்டேஷன்லே போலீஸ் ஸ்டேஷன் இருக்கலாம். ஆனால் போலீஸ் ஸ்டேஷன்லே ரயில்வே ஸ்டேஷன் இருக்க முடியாது.
13. என்னதான் கராத்தேயிலே பிளாக் பெல்ட் வாங்கினாலும், சொறி நாய் தொரத்தினா ஓடித்தான் ஆகணும்
When I Take a long time to finish,
I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time,
he is thorough
When I don't do it,
I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it,
he is busy,
When I do something without being told,
I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same,
he takes the initiative,
When I please my boss,
I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss,
he is cooperating,
When I make a mistake,
you're an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake,
he's only human.
When I am out of the office,
I am wandering around..
When my boss is out of the office,
he's on business.
When I am on a day off sick,
I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick,
he must be very ill.
When I apply for leave,
I must be going for aninterview
When my boss applies for leave,i
t's because he'soverworked
When I do good,
my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong,
he never forgets
No one is born happy... But all of us are born with the ability to create happiness...So today, make others happy... Flash your sweetest smile ...
Have A Day Full Of Smiles…
A Special World
on Sunday, April 26, 2009A special world for you and me
A special bond one cannot see
It wraps us up in its cocoon
And holds us fiercely in its womb.
Its fingers spread like fine spun gold
Gently nestling us to the fold
Like silken thread it holds us fast
Bonds like this are meant to last
And though at times a thread may break
A new one forms in its wake
To bind us closer and keep us strong
In a special world, where we belong.
let me intro my student.....kupusamy he got this from me(ithu avenuke terinja enaku kolatum than :p)
What I Want In A Man, Original List ... (at age 22)
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially Successful
4. A Caring Listener
5. Witty
6. In Good Shape
7. Dresses with Style
8. Appreciates the Finer Things
9. Full of Thoughtful Surprises
10. An Imaginative, Romantic Lover*******
What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... (at age 32)
1. Nice Looking - preferably with hair on his head
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner at restaurant
4. Listens more than he talks
5. Laughs at my jokes at appropriate times
6. Can carry in all the groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home cooked meal
9. Remembers Birthdays and Anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week*******
What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... (at age 42)
1. Not too ugly - bald head OK
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner at McDonalds on occasion
4. Nods head at appropriate times when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers the punchlines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Usually wears shirt that covers stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat lid down
10. Shaves on most weekends*******
What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... (at age 52)
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed to appropriate length
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep while I'm emoting
5. Doesn't re-tell same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on Weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV Dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves on some weekends*******
What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... (at age 62)
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when awake (LOUDLY when asleep)
5. Doesn't forgets why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers when...
What I Want In A Man, Revised List ... (at age 72)
1. Breathing
An older couple was lying in bed one night.
The husband was falling a sleep, but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk. She said, "You use to hold my hand when we were courting."
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second, and tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said, "Then you used to kiss me." Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep. Thirty seconds later she said. "Then you use to bite my neck". Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed. "Where are you going ?" she asked. "TO GET MY TEETH..!!!"
17 rules between women n men
on Thursday, April 23, 2009Lonely Nights
on Saturday, April 18, 2009
TEACHER: “Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?”
JOHNNY: “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the
same day, same time.”
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TEACHER: “George Washington not only chopped down
his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted doing
it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”
JOHNNY: “Because George still had the ax in his hand.”
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TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say
prayers before eating?
SAM: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook
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TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on “My Dog” is
exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
DESMOND: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!
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TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?
PUPIL: A teacher.*